{"id":241,"date":"2016-02-29T23:38:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T23:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/runspoonsrun.co.uk\/?p=241"},"modified":"2016-03-01T12:53:22","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T12:53:22","slug":"2922016-teenage-dirtbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runspoonsrun.co.uk\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"29\/2\/2016 &#8211; Teenage Dirtbag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s me Birthday, It&#8217;s me Birthday, I&#8217;m going to party like it&#8217;s me Birthday. Well,\u00a0actually I went and ran 15 miles. Not quite the party I had in mind to kick off my teenage years.<\/p>\n<p>The dubious benefit of being born on Leap Year Day is that I&#8217;ve only had 13 actual birthdays, thus I can proudly claim that I&#8217;m only 13. The teenage years are supposedly hallmarked by irritability, mood swings and grumpiness. Sue says she is unsure she&#8217;ll notice any difference. Cheek!<\/p>\n<p>As we are currently away for football matters, the long run day moved from Sunday again, which meant last\u00a0week was an odd one as far as midweek training went. Monday was a full gym and swim session, wearing a knee support for the first time &#8211; not taking any chances at the moment as it continues to bump and grind, especially at night.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday was the perfect day for a run, sunny, only a little chilly and not too windy. I set off around the False parkrun route feeling good. In my head I was running strongly, freely and without pain or soreness &#8211; thus was expecting a decent time when I stopped the watch at the end of the second lap. Gutted! 33.41 &#8211; not great at all. Almost as slow as my deliberately easy run on Sunday. I&#8221;ve no idea what went wrong.\u00a0It might be the hilliest route of the regular 5Ks I do, but I was feeling good. It really took the shine off what I&#8217;d thought was a decent session.<\/p>\n<p>Later that day, Sue went out and ran the classic 5K route in a lifetime best of 32:57. Almost a minute faster than me and her previous best 5K time. Brilliant work from the missus, especially has she has a few niggling issues on her right side. Unsurprisingly, it did nothing to lift my feelings of inadequacy.<\/p>\n<p>The first of the birthday gatherings happened on Wednesday at Beckenham Town v Fisher. I broke my alcohol fast for only the second time this year (excluding last Friday&#8217;s mouthful of Baileys which I forgot was alcoholic until I&#8217;d downed it). Six bottles of Becks and a mountain of cheese and biscuits rather set the diet back and that was only the first day of a week of gluttony.<\/p>\n<p>In the gym earlier that day, Steve had me jump on a weight\/fat analyser gizmo.\u00a0To my surprise, the overall results weren&#8217;t too bad. His main area concern was my Visceral Fat reading which was 11, apparently, it should be under 10. Visceral Fat is the dangerous stuff around your organs and I have have too much. \u00a0It&#8217;s notoriously difficult to shift, he told me to avoid saturated and trans fats as far as possible &#8211; so fry-ups, fatty red meat, chicken skin, mayonaisse and cheese are all off the menu for the foreseeable. Not the best timing to have a birthday, then. I&#8217;ll just have to start next week.<\/p>\n<p>I was due for an early run on Thursday morning, but due to a combination of Hangover (on 6 bottles of Becks, REALLY?) and dodgy tum, it wasn&#8217;t prudent to step outside until lunchtime. A chilly turn around the classic course with only one goal in mind, to best Sue&#8217;s time on Tuesday. I wasn&#8217;t in the peak of condition but managed to scrape 20 seconds off her time coming in 32:37. Normal order has been restored, with the welcome side effect of blowing the hangover away.<\/p>\n<p>Friday was an enforced rest day, as we had a birthday lunch for Sue&#8217;s Dad in the excellent Sportsman pub at Seasalter followed by a hugely enjoyable <a href=\"http:\/\/Http:\/\/www.christt. com\" target=\"_blank\">Chris T-T <\/a>\u00a0gig back in the smoke.<\/p>\n<p>If Wednesday saw me fall off the Wagon, \u00a0Friday saw it driven it off the road and upended in a ditch. Let&#8217;s just say Saturday turned into another &#8216;enforced&#8217; rest day. I could barely move, let alone parkrun. Sue was, rightly disgusted, especially as she wasn&#8217;t exactly on top form herself, we&#8217;d agreed to pick John and Dan up so one of us had to go.<\/p>\n<p>With Palace playing back-to back away games on Saturday and Tuesday. We decided to stay away for my birthday in Cheshire, so the long run was conducted on unfamiliar but very pleasant surroundings.<\/p>\n<p>The route involved a disused railway track, now leisure path called the Middlewood Way, then 11 miles out and back on the Macclesfield Canal.<\/p>\n<p>It was an almost perfect day for running. The going was, for the most part, firm and flat, if a little uneven on the towpath. Still, a bit of instability underfoot is good for the core, or so we are told.<\/p>\n<p>The scenery and views were lovely and the Birdlife sightings included flashes of \u00a0a Kingfisher which is always uplifting.<\/p>\n<p>The only downside to what was a lovely, pain-free training run was the biting cold, but even with that, I felt I could have pushed on for longer at the end.<\/p>\n<p>The time was still rather slow at 3:11 but a better pace than last week and overall I felt content with it. Sue trundled in 10 or so minutes behind me, equally pleased with her efforts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A Happy Birthday, all round.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s me Birthday, It&#8217;s me Birthday, I&#8217;m going to party like it&#8217;s me Birthday. 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